SALMON SLAM TEE
$25.00
Make everyone aware that you are a valid potential sexual partner by proudly wearing your very own SALMON SLAMMING BIG BOY shirt! For a thick, structured gentleman that’s also super soft and boinkable! The men’s garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the bicks and is made of 100% bear-spunk. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit your massive frame.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-died, RIP :(
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle-tweedle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle-deedle armhole, sleeve, gunkhole, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Louisiana
